Teacher Terror?

Teacher Terror?

Category: Whimsy

NEWS FLASH: Teacher Arrested at Airport -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator...

Is Your Child's Teacher an Al-gebra Extremist?

I thought this was funny, in light of the fact that lip gloss and tooth paste have been identifed as potential tools of terror.

tool of terrorism?


At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. tool of terrorism?

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'"

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

Of course it's just a joke, but I love a good play on words. Throw in a dash of irony, and I'm a happy camper. Want more word fun? See The Nerds of Words.

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